i am totally bleeding in here #onPURPOSE
did you lose a shoe that looks like this? it’s at disneyland.
daytime ghetto bird #thugLIFE #comeOUTwithYOURhandsUP
donate my what to what? you’ve got the wrong guy, gmail. #mistakenIDENTITY #gmailTHINKSiAMlactating
what i want to know is, what kind of bacon contained gluten in the first place? #seriously #obnoxiousLABELING
someone at NBC sports can’t do math.
one of these days is NOT like the other. #mondayMIGHTsuck
the record is right but the seeding is just my wishful thinking.
cult leader starter kit
sorry bread, i do not want to be facebook friends. #awkward
hospital sushi
blind people are not allowed on 3 and 5
water cookies #babyJEFFREY #foreverUNCLEAN
i have just been recruited…
catalina in the haze from the top of monrovia canyon
